i NEED TO GET SIMS 2 *screams*

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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killergoth:

take me here on our first date

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officialunitedstates:

On August 30th, I will no longer be an art blog.  It is up to you, my followers, to decide what kind of blog I will be for the full length of the day

If this gets 0-100 notes, I will become a soft grunge blog
100-500, hard grunge
500-1k, indie/fashion/beach/sunrise/bambi/pastel
1k-2k, relatable text posts only
2k-5k, plants
5k+, shut up for a day

officialunitedstates:

important questions to ask yourself while watching any movie:

  1. what is the ratio of humans to animals.  trick question humans are animals
  2. is there a little kid that is smarter than their parent
  3. how many trains are there and how much air time are they given
  4. is it called disney’s planes fire & rescue
  5. does the popcorn taste good.  does it compliment the thematic styles present in the film

officialunitedstates:

remember that there are millions of people out there that don’t know how to type but have to write 5 page double spaced papers

officialunitedstates:

me after the professor is 3 seconds late to class:  let’s give him 3 more seconds and then we can leave

shortylego:

jellybeing:

what

wait a freaking second

who is jensen ackles

i thought jensen ackles was that fish from spongebob 

this guy

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i thought…this entire time… you guys have been talking about this fish…..

i dont even know why i just heard the name jensen ackles and assumed that was this guys name

This is the most serious post on this entire website

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kimpissible:

when people purposely try to break their phone so their parents will buy them a new one

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If this gets 120,000 notes I will try out for American Idol singing The Krusty Krab Pizza

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